Happy Flash Fiction Friday!!!
I’ve been dropping hints about bloggy changes,
and the time has come to tell you that I need a break from weekly writing
deadlines. There’s a time and a place for those kinds of things, and I know
some folks thrive under pressure, but it’s not a healthy environment for my
muse. She’s in a union, ya know. The Muse’s Union. She says weekly deadlines have
created a toxic work environment for her and she needs me to clap my hands
three times and holler, “I do believe in ferries”. Well, it’s true, I really, really believe in the Alaska Marine
Highway System. No, I’m confused. What she needs me to do is quit trying to
write a brand new piece of flash fiction each and every week. Sooooooo, I’m
turning this blog into a photo blog only. For Ferries.
Yes, I’m pulling your leg. Does it feel any
longer? Happy April Fool’s Day!
Okay, so I do
need a break from weekly deadlines (I have a novel to write) but I want to keep
sharing flash fiction with you every week. What do I need? More writers! Yes, I’ll
be sharing flash fiction by other authors as often as I can, with a few of my
own stories thrown in whenever that silly muse of mine cooperates. If you, or
someone you know would like to have me publish your flash fiction, please read
THIS.
Meanwhile, let me introduce you to Thomas.
Thomas Hallsten Paine
is a native of Everett, Washington with a penchant for dark chocolate and
darker fiction. He writes short stories and flash fiction that both range
from the somewhat distressful to the downright sinister. (His friends say it
has to do with his mood disorder.)
After graduating from the University of Washington with a Bachelor of
Science in Organic Chemistry (Magna cum laude, Phi Beta Kappa), he operated a
high-end custom-design jewelry and rare gemstone business for twenty years
while spending his evenings playing trumpet in various bands. After
retirement, he and his wife moved to the eastern side of the state where,
besides his literary misadventures, he spends his time on hikes in the
mountains, the search for placer gold, wildlife photography, and, when at home,
the composition of songs. He is a vocalist with over thirty tracks
distributed to retail outlets worldwide as well as several published books of
music for the trumpet. It is also rumored that he sometimes writes poetry
when no one is looking.
You
can learn more about Thomas and his writing on Twitter, Facebook, or his flash fiction blog!
A Dark and Stormy Night
It was a dark and stormy night when I heard
someone pound on the front door. I put
down my book and went to answer it.
It was my friend Ethan and he was a sodden mess.
"What the hell happened to you?"
Ethan tottered through the doorway like a
ninety-year-old man with terminal arthritis, although he was only seventeen.
"I was on my way home from late basketball
practice and as I walked by the Old North Cemetery this truck came out of
nowhere with its headlights right in my eyes and I thought it was going to hit
me so I jumped for the ditch and somehow got away. Whew!
May I sit down?"
Just then I felt someone shake my shoulder and
heard my mom's voice.
“Tom, Tom.
Wake up! Terrible news. Your friend Ethan was hit and killed by a
truck last night during the storm...”
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